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I feel bad for everyone who isn't a Spanish speaker because the insults that will be said on twitter during the final will be legendary. I am begging the rest of the Spaniards to let us Andalusians handle it because we might be the only Spanish speakers in the world that as creative than the Argentinians when it comes to insulting. Maybe even more creative

why do translated works in media make me cry harder than the ones in languages I speak? when you read those words on the screen which tell you in no uncertain terms what the person means roughly, all nouns and tenses and plot revelations, with no inflection, you look more closely at the actors, you look deeper into the metaphors the author used for the weather, you find those situations in the life you've lived yourself, you move a step inward and onto the story, further than you would if it were in a language you already knew. and you feel a common loss with these people who wouldn't be able to talk to you and maybe not even be able to explain how they felt even if you did speak their language. they don't know how they feel but you do, now.

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

The Met Gala is literally our version of the Hunger Games. The elite play dress up while them and their elite circle of rich friends with powerful connections blow up children overseas.

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???

Someone get the comic of the bear in the woods standing there as people come in chop down the forest, build a mall, and then yell "why is there a bear here".

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

And this is why she's a QUEEN 👑

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.