Random Insu's Randomness

I think I’m ready to give up on people now.

NFL:

“Just gotta make it to Football. I can take COVID if we can just get to the Season...”

“These guys couldn’t handle giving Kaepernick an apology, you think they’ll be ready for a Pandemic?”

NBA:

“So, they have a Bubble? That’s good. Where is it?”

“Orlando.”

“How many cases does Florida have an hour?”

“4.5 in July.”

“$&@;!!!”

NHL:

“So they have a Bubble? That’s good. Where is it?”

“Edmonton and Toronto.”

“How many cases per hour there?”

“Dude. It’s Canada.”

“OH THANK GOD! WE CAN HAVE A SEASON!”

MLB:

“How many people on the Marlins have it now?”

“16.”

“I can’t believe they partied in Atlanta...at least the Phillies are ready...”

“Blue Jays can’t play in Canada. Can you believe that?”

“Uh, guys. The Cardinals just had 2 positives...”

“Good god...”

“Sorry, now it’s 5...”

Manfred: “I SWEAR GUYS GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR...”

Owners probably Monday: “That’s it! Cancel it! We tried! It’s all your fault for not letting us walk over you players!”

As an American, I apologize for our country’s treatment of your press when our police assaulted them yesterday. I am also horrified by what I witnessed yesterday in what can only be described as the complete and udder perversion and disregard of the First Amendment’s right to peacefully assemble, report, and worship by the current administration and resident in the White House. He is a small man, with an even smaller mushroom penis who didn’t get any love from his racist father as a child of white entitlement that made him a corrupt sociopathic narcissist and serial predator who cares more about saving his own ass from a lifetime of criminal prosecution by winning an election with help from a Corrosive Right Wing Media Establishment that manipulates every white family’s older relatives which he believes are all his friends. While his corrupt political enablers are our problem we hope to be rid of him and deal with our 400 years of systemic racism, which like you, we inherited from British.

Sincerely,

A sometimes unaware pretentious autistic derp who loves his country

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