Certified Dipshit

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

Were the dwarves underground? Usually. Did they all have beards? Unclear. How did they make the snow elves blind? Unclear. Are there any dwarves left? There’s one guy. He was off-world when the event happened. He’s just as confused as we are. How is he still alive? Caught a disease that disfigures you but also makes you live forever. Were the dwarves chill? No. Did they have gods? No. Reportedly they wanted to become gods instead. Where did they get all this random yellow metal from? Unclear. Why are all their beds made of stone? Because they were just quirky like that.

you know that classic ui design adage, the more clicks you need to access basic functions the better, users love clicking and want to have to click as much as possible,

next tumblr update will make you click through a new meatball menu to look at each post on your dash