Random Spideypool Archive

Summary:

“This is never going to work.”

“You say that now, sweetcheeks, but you haven’t let them be dazzled by my charm yet!”

Or, how Peter ended up bringing his not-boyfriend of a roommate home to meet his dads.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 2 907

Summary:

There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new. [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]] [Don’t make an ass of yourself.] “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point... OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 41 920

Summary:

Wade has more money (and time) than he knows what to do with, so when Weasel opens a strip joint it’s only natural for him to check out the place. Watching Bambi perform is just an added bonus - and a good reason to stick around.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 5 628

Summary:

It's almost Peter's 20th birthday, the day the name of his soul mate will be written on his wrist, and he knows exactly who it will be. He knows it will be Wade Wilson, it had to be. But everyone is telling him not to get his hopes up, including Wade himself. Of course it hurts when Wade talks like Peter's not going to get his name but that's just Wade being his self hating self... right?

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 6 282

Summary:

The solid thunk of boots on the tile had Peter turning around and when Wade came around the corner Peter nearly died inhaling his beer, choking on the alcohol and dropping the bottle in the sink as he tried to breathe.

“Wade? W-Wade? Oh my god, what are you doing?”

“I don’t know why you think it’s acceptable to just walk in the house and start yelling.” Wade said flatly, firmly, and Peter actually grabbed the counter top when his knees went weak at the authority in his boyfriends words. “You talk to me with respect do you understand me?”

Peter was too busy staring to answer, his eyes very very wide and mouth hanging open as he took in the sigh of Wade wearing his old uniform. ****************

A Prompt from my Tumblr: Peter finds Wade's old uniform and decides he loves it. Wade gets the hint.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 2 884

Summary:

Peter's been asked to attend a children's birthday party as Spider-Man, and he's surprised to discover someone else masquerading as him when he turns up at the party.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 5 891

So, I’ve updated this blog a bit, added the rating and warnings for each fic. I also added new tags to help find fics better I’ve made two pages; one is a few lists with tags to help navigate the fics I’ve recommended, the second is a FAQ with some info about me as well. Feel free to check it out!

Summary:

Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

or

Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

Rating: Not rated

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 3 633

Summary:

Peter obsesses over his soulmate W well into his teens, when he takes a one-hundred-and-eighty degree turn and decides that he can date whoever he wants. Problem is, after meeting Deadpool he doesn’t want to date just anyone.

AU in which you have a meter of how dangerous your soulmate is on your left palm, their initial on your right one and when your bare skins touch for the first time, you’re stuck to each other for twenty-four hours.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence

Words: 19 039

Summary:

Chance meeting that results with Deadpool discovering Peter Parker is Spiderman and has sensitive spots on his wrists. This is soft-core porn.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 5 054

Summary:

High school is rough.

Uncle Ben is gone and being bullied has always been a problem for Peter Parker since he was little. But being best friend-adjacent to Midtown High School’s hunky quarterback star Wade Wilson is probably one of the few shining moments in his otherwise unlucky life—even if Wade is friends with Flash, his childhood tormentor, and distressingly straight (since, y'know, Peter has more-than-best-friend feelings for him. But that's all part of that Parker Luck™).

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 16 846

Summary:

Omegas had always been trained in special institutions to be good mates for the Alpha that chooses them. Omegas are supposed to do whatever their Alpha says. No questioning, no second thoughts. No freedom.

For Peter Parker, life had always been horrible unpredictable and erratical, and he had thought that the only constant in his life will be being a servant for his mate.

However, even that won’t even be as Peter had thought. Not after he ends up with Wade Wilson, an Alpha that seems to like to behave on the exact opposite of what Peter had learned all his life.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 20 087

Summary:

This is based off of an AU that was sent to me by Furdonkadonk on Tumblr. "Deadpool heart scars au: So instead of normal scars, Wade's scars are usually shaped like hearts. However when ever someone hurts him either physically, verbally, and or emotionally, the scar heart(s) breaks apart and results in smaller bits of scar tissue scattered on his skin. But if someone were kind to him and gave him the love he deserves, a heart scar will form. (usually an old broken heart scar mends back together)" I took a few liberties in that instead of one at a time, a few at a time break/heal but that's just how i felt it as i was writing.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 13 270

Summary:

And, though he’s not quite thinking when he does it, Wade flicks his head forwards, sending his sunglasses down the slope of his nose so his eyes make contact with the kid’s larger ones, “If ya couldn’t tell already, this pretty boy ain’t so pretty but hey, ‘least I’m rich, huh?”

“You sure about that pretty part?” The younger quicks, taking his time to drag his gaze down the length of Wade’s figure, hovering over the broad bridge of his shoulders, the taper of his waist.

“Sorry- what?”

// or, another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.

Rating: Not rated

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 8 710

Summary:

"I have a mission. Seven days, two people, one purpose, and three years of doing it absolutely wrong according to the social rules of pursuing romance."

or: Peter and Wade have known each other for three years now. If in Peter's opinion Wade has suddenly started acting strangely, it's most probably true.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 10 364