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HIS LITTLE DANCE OMG

Unusual rainbows

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

That’s because so many millennials are living in barrels these days.

*wakes up* oh no. Not again

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

Actually no you’re right and you should say it