Hello! My name is Ranch (she/her), I study aquatic sciences and I have a very big interest in aquatic life and biology! I've always really been into fantasy creatures and worldbuilding and this is my blog for my urban fantasy universe, the Sirpaverse, and my art in general!
Here's the Sirpaverse overview where I go over the world and its components.
Here is the glossary of taur-related words!
General tags:
#sirpaverse - The urban fantasy world all my critters and funny guys live in.
#man swears forever - Things related to the story I'm writing. Man Swears Forever is about an undeniably strange man who ends up in the middle of the wilderness and finds a child all alone. Events ensue.
#dream weirdness - I have pretty vivid dreams! Here's various retellings and drawings of them.
#featuring the creature - Sirpaverse has normal animals, but this tag is for all the animals that don’t exist in real life! Some overlap with dream weirdness but not every dream critter ends up in Sirpaverse and not every Sirpaverse creature has dream origins.
#taur hour - Posts that talk about Sirpaverse taurs and how they do things.
#magical malarkey - Posts that talk about magic and spells in the Sirpaverse.
#now thats an idea! - Idea people of Sirpaverse and information about them.
#this is the ghost one - The ghost tag. The. Yeah.
#osmeri - Information about Osmeri, the merfolk kingdom that's situated snugly in the Baltic Sea.
#merfolk - Tag that's generally about all kinds of merfolk.
Character tags:
#ahti II - We all know him! The blond, extremely blue-eyed pike merman in red, white and blue dapper clothes. Merman crown prince of the Osmerian kindom who’s currently… not doing that.
#anglerfish mermaid - Giant pitch black anglerfish with a beautiful woman as a lure. She's beauty, she's grace, she will stuff you in her face! My nameless anglerfish siren/mermaid exists outside of the Sirpaverse but she's too good to not draw or speculate upon.
#annika - Red-haired older zander mermaid. Impulsive and starts new hobbies every year. Sirpa’s mother.
#antercine - 18-eyed idea person in the shape of a massive whale-like creature. She flies through the infinite skies of the idea realm, always weeping and in mourning of her family. The “grandmother” of the Cryptograph family.
#bertta - Brown-haired white-tailed deer taur with a purple pigment-inducing mutation. Looks soft but her hooves pack a painful kick and she’ll do anything to protect those in vulnerable situations. Good with kids.
#billiam - Four-eyed yellow-purple idea person who’s usually in the shape of a man in a purple vest. Unbearably lax and apathetic to greater world events, he has an interest in humans if only because he thinks our limitations make us adorably rudimentary and instinct-driven. Likes drama and performing and insects and making you into an insect for the vine.
#caroline - Rainbow-coloured fish alien furry, my fursona!!!!!!! Loves fish and drawing and swimming and popcorn and media analysis and musicals and video games. She’s also a Sirpaverse resident believe it or not :)
#cheikh - Long-haired great white shark merson in light blues and reds. Former marine biologist, Cheikh is VERY CONTENT staying on land far away from home indefinitely after their….. encounter, underwater. Smart and thoughtful and always a little bit on edge.
#face stealer - Hairless pale man with a weird face and a purple suit, crocs included. 18th century painter who went crazy and decided that the best way to preserve the human form is to take the real thing! Apathetic to humans as individuals, he’s very determined to save us all.
#hömbädiido - Idea person in the shape of a black and white koi fish. The sole ruler of the idea realm. Does not much care for human affairs, but loves Earth! And her realm just a bit more...
#kari - Dirty blond-haired older man. Sailor planning retirement, content with life. Sirpa’s father.
#karleeen - Black-haired wolf spider centaur girl in warm colourful clothes. Happy-go-lucky and just raring to go and explore and create! Protagonist of Man Swears Forever, which could mean nothing.
#lazlo - Tall brown-haired man in brown or orange clothes, yellow scarf and brown trilby are seldom left home. Strange occurrences and people seem to be drawn to him like metal to a magnet. Usually chronically tired of it all but we stay silly!!!!!!!!!
#laura - Long-haired trad goth beetleperson. Karleeen and Samira’s friend. Quiet and friendly, lover of cute things.
#liisa - Young daughter of Sirpa and Lazlo, blonde hair, blue and orange clothes. Generally a quiet child, but she’s just very content with everything is all. Really into spoons for some reason.
#niklas - The ghost of a high school bully who died in 2012 and now possesses a television. Main motive for existing is to cause as much hurt as possible. Interests include ice hockey and “wouldn’t you like to know, #*¥%@&”.
#the man - Angry mouthless man in a dark blue trenchcoat and red tie. Observant and taciturn, stuck in an endless loop of getting angry about mistakes and delays, and as a result of getting angry, keeps noticing even more problems. Protagonist of Man Swears Forever, I bet you’ll never guess what he does during the story
#marie - Headless tall woman. Very shy and hard to read despite her best efforts to make all the right emotive poses and say the right things with the right voice. Truly gets to be herself under the comforting and protective guise of a fursuit.
#peregrine - 3-eyed idea person in the shape of a cloaked humanoid. Lives the fake life of a marine biologist, cataloguing and categorising marine invertebrates day to day. The “mom” of the Cryptographs.
#pigeon man - Smiling man in the yellow shirt. Also called Pigeon Washing Machine Man. He doesn’t know what he’s doing
#pollen - Vines with red eyes puppeting the corpse of a human. Blessed with human-level consciousness, Pollen wants to feed and grow and outcompete other organisms, like all plants do. Unfortunately, blood, bones and guts are an excellent nutrient source.
#remington - One-eyed pink and green idea person in the shape of a young girl… at least, when you know it’s him, that’s how Remmie looks. Her dearest object of adoration, humans, are suffering, but unfortunately her powers aren’t much of help. Envy ruminates quietly inside them as their loneliness grows.
#rsula - Karleeen’s mother, spiderperson. Only a distant memory in Karleeen’s mind, but one that creeps up on her in times she never expects. Wanted best for her daughter.
#salli - Dark brown-haired woman with crutches. Lawyer in her prime! Extremely intelligent and uses that intelligence to think of more and more elaborate pop culture references and be silly.
#samira - Long, curly-haired girl in red and pink clothes, never seen without a conical hat. Drowns out neurotic tendencies and deep anxieties with cartoons, video games and escapism galore. Despite the witchy aesthetic is more of a tech and botany whiz.
#sirpa - Dirty blonde-haired zander-porpoise mermaid, usually wears cyans, purples and greens. Modest and quiet outwardly but has the soul of a bored working dog just itching to tell people what to do. Captain lieutenant by day and weekend fisherwoman and gardener by… weekends.
#ulysses - 5-eyed idea person in the shape of a a man in maximalist rockstar clothing. Head over heels in love with rock music and would like to talk about it with you extensively. The dad of the Cryptographs.
#vilhelmiina - Brown-haired glasses-wearing girl. Karleeen and Samira’s friend. Movie buff, nerdy and awkward, but great company.
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Animal of inspiration — The animal species that a taur’s non-human half resembles.
Bleed-through syndrome — A condition where a taur exhibits features of their animal of inspiration on their upper torso. Examples include fur, scale and feather growth, animal ears or claws in place of nails. Can be minor or severe.
Centaur — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to walking and running the most. They can often climb, dig and swim, but sometimes may be unable to, or they won’t be as apt as a spectre, a wyrm or a merm.
Chimera — A taur who has mixed features of two or more animals of inspiration, a hybrid.
Faun — Any person with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a human. That is to say, a normal human. Not to be confused with a satyr.
Harpy — A taur whose animal of inspiration is capable of flight. Oftentimes they fare well doing other actions like running or swimming, but the ability to fly is something that separates them from other types of taurs.
Lower torso — The animal torso of a taur, quite literally the torso that is lower. Compare with upper torso.
Merperson/Merson/Merm — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to swimming and diving the most; a human whose lifestyle is aquatic. Most merms do not move on land very well, but some do.
Midriff — The part of a taur where the upper and lower torso connect. Random mixing of skin, fur, scales and feathers on this area is common.
Satyr — A person with a medical condition called satyrism. A satyr's natural body appears like a mix of a faun and a taur's body, with very heavy bleed-through-like symptoms on the upper body. Because their body is both faunlike and taurlike, spells that allow a person to transform do not recognise their body as either, making transformation spells impossible. Not to be be confused with a faun.
Spectre — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to climbing the most. They can often walk and run, but they may not be as agile and fast as centaurs, and they do best in an arboreal environment.
Taur — Any person who has the upper body of a human and the lower body of an animal.
Ter/Terr/Term/“Terperson” — A human who has a terrestrial lifestyle, unlike a merm. Includes both terrestrial taurs and fauns.
Uninspired taur — A taur who has no (recently) extant animal of inspiration: most commonly used for taurs whose inspirations have gone extinct in the thousands of years that taurs have been around. In a casual context it’s also used to refer to fictional taurs with animals of inspiration that are impossible on actual taurs, like dragontaurs or rotifertaurs.
Upper torso — The human torso of a taur, quite literally the torso that is higher. Compare with lower torso.
Wyrm — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to burrowing and digging the most. They can often walk and run and sometimes even climb, but sometimes may be unable to, and they may not be as agile and fast as centaurs or spectres.
A minotaur is a fictional type of human with the upper body of an animal and the lower body of a faun. Minotaurs would often appear in myths about tyrant kings who turned their enemies into monsters and old wives tales about people who in their hubris wished for the powers of an animal, only to have that wish backfire on them. Minotaurs appear in stories across all continents, but they are fictional and not real. Minotaurs are not real.
Author’s note about some of the classifications of taurs: it’s all made up! In-universe too! Every single taur classification is a social construct and therefore you will often find that a taur does not fit any one category perfectly. However, this does not mean that people don’t argue about the definitions :)
Animal of inspiration — The animal species that a taur’s non-human half resembles.
Bleed-through syndrome — A condition where a taur exhibits features of their animal of inspiration on their upper torso. Examples include fur, scale and feather growth, animal ears or claws in place of nails. Can be minor or severe.
Centaur — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to walking and running the most. They can often climb, dig and swim, but sometimes may be unable to, or they won’t be as apt as a spectre, a wyrm or a merm.
Chimera — A taur who has mixed features of two or more animals of inspiration, a hybrid.
Faun — Any person with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a human. That is to say, a normal human. Not to be confused with a satyr.
Harpy — A taur whose animal of inspiration is capable of flight. Oftentimes they fare well doing other actions like running or swimming, but the ability to fly is something that separates them from other types of taurs.
Lower torso — The animal torso of a taur, quite literally the torso that is lower. Compare with upper torso.
Merperson/Merson/Merm — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to swimming and diving the most; a human whose lifestyle is aquatic. Most merms do not move on land very well, but some do.
Midriff — The part of a taur where the upper and lower torso connect. Random mixing of skin, fur, scales and feathers on this area is common.
Satyr — A person with a medical condition called satyrism. A satyr's natural body appears like a mix of a faun and a taur's body, with very heavy bleed-through-like symptoms on the upper body. Because their body is both faunlike and taurlike, spells that allow a person to transform do not recognise their body as either, making transformation spells impossible. Not to be be confused with a faun.
Spectre — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to climbing the most. They can often walk and run, but they may not be as agile and fast as centaurs, and they do best in an arboreal environment.
Taur — Any person who has the upper body of a human and the lower body of an animal.
Ter/Terr/Term/“Terperson” — A human who has a terrestrial lifestyle, unlike a merm. Includes both terrestrial taurs and fauns.
Uninspired taur — A taur who has no (recently) extant animal of inspiration: most commonly used for taurs whose inspirations have gone extinct in the thousands of years that taurs have been around. In a casual context it’s also used to refer to fictional taurs with animals of inspiration that are impossible on actual taurs, like dragontaurs or rotifertaurs.
Upper torso — The human torso of a taur, quite literally the torso that is higher. Compare with lower torso.
Wyrm — A taur whose animal of inspiration is adapted to burrowing and digging the most. They can often walk and run and sometimes even climb, but sometimes may be unable to, and they may not be as agile and fast as centaurs or spectres.
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Had this funny and uncannily real Miitopia interaction which would 100% happen if these characters came to meet, I think. So I drew it out! Featuring Miranda Vanderbilt of Monster Prom fame and Karleeen of... fishyfishyfishtimes fame? This time she needs no introduction as the joke is pretty obvious lmao
It would no doubt be left entirely ambiguous whether or not Miranda intends this to be a threat. On one hand, she’s been raised and conditioned to see torture and harm of those lower than oneself as wholly normal, not to mention she’s a fish out of water in a foreign culture and to her this could simply gifting someone with something that reminds her of them (creepy amount of pins aside). On the other hand, Miranda can be oblivious but she’s not stupid. She's executed blackmail plans before. So… well! Fortunately Karleeen was going to be her friend anyway…
She is a humanoid silhouette completely cast in shadow caused by her large wide-brimmed hat. The shadow is like a thick veil, it never vanishes even when light is shone directly on her and it causes others to also appear as black silhouettes when they are very close to her. She still has many many floating hands that come and go as she pleases and which are very useful for going through her numerous catalogues and recording down more things
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I gave Samira and Karleeen moominsonas, they’re a fillyjonk and a snork respectively (Samira is pretty sure that there’s never been a multi-legged snork in the Moomin franchise, but she didn’t wanna ruin Karleeen’s fun either)
I’ve also been developing Samira’s art style, you may be able to guess what breed of how-to-draw books she borrowed from the library…...
I don’t have anything particular against Bakersfield, California, it’s just that when I asked my father if he can name any places in the United States of America where one wouldn’t mind living but would definitely want to leave the first chance they got, even to another country, (prying and feeling around for a possible place of origin for the Man, an American), he offered the town he stayed in as an exchange student, that of course being Bakersfield
All the USians can suggest a better town than Bakersfield, California, however I think there is something very dorky and funny about a born and raised Californian faking a southern accent in young adulthood!
I don’t have anything particular against Bakersfield, California, it’s just that when I asked my father if he can name any places in the United States of America where one wouldn’t mind living but would definitely want to leave the first chance they got, even to another country, (prying and feeling around for a possible place of origin for the Man, an American), he offered the town he stayed in as an exchange student, that of course being Bakersfield
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Sigh… see you later >1 meter tall cardboard cutout of my original character the Man….. 10 liter 230 bar pressurised air tank…… old fabric scarf showing places in the state of California…..
More importantly, he is walking away from California. This is symbolism for the fact that he is no longer in Bakersfield, California, and that everyone else should also leave Bakersfield, California.