Hello! My name is Ranch (she/her), I study aquatic sciences and I have a very big interest in aquatic life and biology! I've always really been into fantasy creatures and worldbuilding and this is my blog for my urban fantasy universe, the Sirpaverse, and my art in general!
Here's the Sirpaverse overview where I go over the world and its components.
Here is the glossary of taur-related words!
General tags:
#sirpaverse - The urban fantasy world all my critters and funny guys live in.
#man swears forever - Things related to the story I'm writing. Man Swears Forever is about an undeniably strange man who ends up in the middle of the wilderness and finds a child all alone. Events ensue.
#dream weirdness - I have pretty vivid dreams! Here's various retellings and drawings of them.
#featuring the creature - Sirpaverse has normal animals, but this tag is for all the animals that don’t exist in real life! Some overlap with dream weirdness but not every dream critter ends up in Sirpaverse and not every Sirpaverse creature has dream origins.
#taur hour - Posts that talk about Sirpaverse taurs and how they do things.
#magical malarkey - Posts that talk about magic and spells in the Sirpaverse.
#now thats an idea! - Idea people of Sirpaverse and information about them.
#this is the ghost one - The ghost tag. The. Yeah.
#osmeri - Information about Osmeri, the merfolk kingdom that's situated snugly in the Baltic Sea.
#merfolk - Tag that's generally about all kinds of merfolk.
Character tags:
#ahti II - We all know him! The blond, extremely blue-eyed pike merman in red, white and blue dapper clothes. Merman crown prince of the Osmerian kindom who’s currently… not doing that.
#anglerfish mermaid - Giant pitch black anglerfish with a beautiful woman as a lure. She's beauty, she's grace, she will stuff you in her face! My nameless anglerfish siren/mermaid exists outside of the Sirpaverse but she's too good to not draw or speculate upon.
#annika - Red-haired older zander mermaid. Impulsive and starts new hobbies every year. Sirpa’s mother.
#antercine - 18-eyed idea person in the shape of a massive whale-like creature. She flies through the infinite skies of the idea realm, always weeping and in mourning of her family. The “grandmother” of the Cryptograph family.
#bertta - Brown-haired white-tailed deer taur with a purple pigment-inducing mutation. Looks soft but her hooves pack a painful kick and she’ll do anything to protect those in vulnerable situations. Good with kids.
#billiam - Four-eyed yellow-purple idea person who’s usually in the shape of a man in a purple vest. Unbearably lax and apathetic to greater world events, he has an interest in humans if only because he thinks our limitations make us adorably rudimentary and instinct-driven. Likes drama and performing and insects and making you into an insect for the vine.
#caroline - Rainbow-coloured fish alien furry, my fursona!!!!!!! Loves fish and drawing and swimming and popcorn and media analysis and musicals and video games. She’s also a Sirpaverse resident believe it or not :)
#cheikh - Long-haired great white shark merson in light blues and reds. Former marine biologist, Cheikh is VERY CONTENT staying on land far away from home indefinitely after their….. encounter, underwater. Smart and thoughtful and always a little bit on edge.
#face stealer - Hairless pale man with a weird face and a purple suit, crocs included. 18th century painter who went crazy and decided that the best way to preserve the human form is to take the real thing! Apathetic to humans as individuals, he’s very determined to save us all.
#hömbädiido - Idea person in the shape of a black and white koi fish. The sole ruler of the idea realm. Does not much care for human affairs, but loves Earth! And her realm just a bit more...
#kari - Dirty blond-haired older man. Sailor planning retirement, content with life. Sirpa’s father.
#karleeen - Black-haired wolf spider centaur girl in warm colourful clothes. Happy-go-lucky and just raring to go and explore and create! Protagonist of Man Swears Forever, which could mean nothing.
#lazlo - Tall brown-haired man in brown or orange clothes, yellow scarf and brown trilby are seldom left home. Strange occurrences and people seem to be drawn to him like metal to a magnet. Usually chronically tired of it all but we stay silly!!!!!!!!!
#laura - Long-haired trad goth beetleperson. Karleeen and Samira’s friend. Quiet and friendly, lover of cute things.
#liisa - Young daughter of Sirpa and Lazlo, blonde hair, blue and orange clothes. Generally a quiet child, but she’s just very content with everything is all. Really into spoons for some reason.
#niklas - The ghost of a high school bully who died in 2012 and now possesses a television. Main motive for existing is to cause as much hurt as possible. Interests include ice hockey and “wouldn’t you like to know, #*¥%@&”.
#the man - Angry mouthless man in a dark blue trenchcoat and red tie. Observant and taciturn, stuck in an endless loop of getting angry about mistakes and delays, and as a result of getting angry, keeps noticing even more problems. Protagonist of Man Swears Forever, I bet you’ll never guess what he does during the story
#marie - Headless tall woman. Very shy and hard to read despite her best efforts to make all the right emotive poses and say the right things with the right voice. Truly gets to be herself under the comforting and protective guise of a fursuit.
#peregrine - 3-eyed idea person in the shape of a cloaked humanoid. Lives the fake life of a marine biologist, cataloguing and categorising marine invertebrates day to day. The “mom” of the Cryptographs.
#pigeon man - Smiling man in the yellow shirt. Also called Pigeon Washing Machine Man. He doesn’t know what he’s doing
#pollen - Vines with red eyes puppeting the corpse of a human. Blessed with human-level consciousness, Pollen wants to feed and grow and outcompete other organisms, like all plants do. Unfortunately, blood, bones and guts are an excellent nutrient source.
#remington - One-eyed pink and green idea person in the shape of a young girl… at least, when you know it’s him, that’s how Remmie looks. Her dearest object of adoration, humans, are suffering, but unfortunately her powers aren’t much of help. Envy ruminates quietly inside them as their loneliness grows.
#rsula - Karleeen’s mother, spiderperson. Only a distant memory in Karleeen’s mind, but one that creeps up on her in times she never expects. Wanted best for her daughter.
#salli - Dark brown-haired woman with crutches. Lawyer in her prime! Extremely intelligent and uses that intelligence to think of more and more elaborate pop culture references and be silly.
#samira - Long, curly-haired girl in red and pink clothes, never seen without a conical hat. Drowns out neurotic tendencies and deep anxieties with cartoons, video games and escapism galore. Despite the witchy aesthetic is more of a tech and botany whiz.
#sirpa - Dirty blonde-haired zander-porpoise mermaid, usually wears cyans, purples and greens. Modest and quiet outwardly but has the soul of a bored working dog just itching to tell people what to do. Captain lieutenant by day and weekend fisherwoman and gardener by… weekends.
#ulysses - 5-eyed idea person in the shape of a a man in maximalist rockstar clothing. Head over heels in love with rock music and would like to talk about it with you extensively. The dad of the Cryptographs.
#vilhelmiina - Brown-haired glasses-wearing girl. Karleeen and Samira’s friend. Movie buff, nerdy and awkward, but great company.
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Artfight attack I did on @thatonegaycactus! Making the Man and Cactai’s Huxley bump heads is like one of my favourite pastimes, so once I had a fun idea I simply… seized my moment :) The Lightning isn’t as easy to ragebait as the Man is, but that doesn’t mean that Huxley’s endeavours will be completely fruitless this fine night…
Artfight attack I did on @thatonegaycactus! Making the Man and Cactai’s Huxley bump heads is like one of my favourite pastimes, so once I had a fun idea I simply… seized my moment :) The Lightning isn’t as easy to ragebait as the Man is, but that doesn’t mean that Huxley’s endeavours will be completely fruitless this fine night…
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Alternate universe where Remington has four eyes (and her brother’s powers) and Billiam has one eye (and his sibling’s powers)
Remington suffers from insecurity and a sense of inferiority stemming from his so-called “lackluster powers”, however, on further inspection it simply is a “grass is always greener” situation: Remington would feel unfulfilled with any two powers granted to him. A telepathy power would grant her a bit more help in social situations in day-to-day life because she could simply check what people are thinking about her and other things, buuut I think she would feel morally conflicted about it. She would not use it very much for long stretches of time, then feel her place in the pecking order slide down, use it again, and then once again feel really guilty about it, rinse and repeat. She would not care for insects in the slightest.
Fortunately, Remmie would have a far easier time interacting with the humans in the physical realm! However, their desire to leave humans “untampered with” and a simultaneous deep desire to get to know humans and be known would make it so that they’d constantly pingpong between acting overly friendly and clinging to everyone’s sides, and withdrawing and surveying people’s actions from afar. As time goes on and he realises that he only ends up making people uneasy and distance themselves from him, he would fall into similar parasocial tendencies he has in the actual canon Sirpaverse.
Billiam famously has a complete and utter disregard for people’s privacy and autonomy, because he has always been able to completely ignore them. Not anymore! Bill would be just as flamboyant and silly as he is canonically, but he would be way nicer to be around and more considerate, dare I say. He wouldn’t really develop an interest in insects and entomology having zero ties to it, but his interest and fascination with ghosts would be reinforced, eventually driving him to disobey the idea people’s only rule and enter the physical realm.
Bill runs into the same obstacle as canon Remmie does: how does one communicate with humans with no speech or writing or anything? Well! Unlike Remmie, who is obsessed with appearing like a perfect human, Billiam thrives on acting like a cartoon character. He can’t convey everything, but via body language, random props, and elaborate pantomimes and puppet shows, he could convey a lot. To poor Remmie’s dismay, Billiam would end up being quite well-liked by the humans he interacts with, partially because he would actually respect you, partly because, I mean, you can’t really hate something so silly. On the flip side, Billiam continues to be unknowable to everyone, but…. Who cares!! Party time!!!
That attack reminded me: Billiam can make text (even floating text!), but Remington cannot. This is because idea people cannot naturally communicate with physical life, but Billiam can use his telepathy power to bridge the gap between what he means to convey and what he can physically idea-lly convey. He demonstrates this text ability in his new reference sheet that I haven’t posted on tumblr yet:
[ID: Full body digital drawing of a humanoid on one knee, bent over, one hand on the ground and the other arm bent with a limp hand. They have for eyes in a butterfly shape on his face. He is wearing a vest over a dress shirt. /.End ID.]
ArtFight revenge on @ranchwamen ! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Bonus doodle below of the same character, but not distorted and stretched. His hair has the word: "NORMAL" in it. He is speaking a smile emoticon. His hands are on his hips.
Thank you lots again!!! This is a great addition to my collection of Bills that look entirely different but are still, due to Bill’s nature, the actual and canonical Bill UU
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While Sirpaverse arthropod-inspired taurs have a jointed, hardened look, they don't actually have an exoskeleton. Their skin is like a mix of a rhino's hide and an armadillo's armour: thick, dense, high-collagen skin with bands of more flexible skin at the segmented points. It would probably feel hard and leathery, even like a turtle's scutes in some cases! Unless the arthtaurpod in question has fur that is, and, well, you know how different furs can feel like. For the record I also want to mention that arthtaurpods can feel through their skin just fine, and in parts are quite sensitive!
Like the good samaritan I am, I don’t know what Marie’s face looks like (in the fourth dimension) and I will never figure it out! You will never know!!!! It’s not meant to be known!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!!!!
okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.
I haven’t drawn anything in a while and it feels rough. Did you know that undead animated corpses are a rare but real occurrence in Sirpaverse, except instead of of necromancy or a mutated fungus or virus being the root cause, the most common reason for their existence is a person meeting an untimely end and wishing to continue living in corporeal form. Less Walking Dead and more Samantha, 43, who would still like to climb Matterhorn. Zombies are commonly shunned and socially excluded worldwide due to practical and cultural reasons, but in the 20th and 21st centuries the nonexistent rights of ghosts (and therefore zombies) has come under scrutiny: is there truly no way for a person to maintain bodily autonomy after death?
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I drew nine of my characters as Breaking Bad characters! If Sirpa had evil in her heart and was diagnosed with lung cancer in Albaquerque, this is what that world would look like. Probably.
Exactly four of these characters I haven't posted yet, but hopefully that will change soon. From left to right Sirpa (Walter), Lazlo (Skyler), Karleeen (Jesse), Billiam (Marie), Niklas (Hank), the Man (Mike), Remington (Hector), Salli (Saul), and Marie (Lydia). I couldn't for the life of me figure out who would be Gus even though he's my favourite BrBa character, but maybe it will come to me eventually.
Better look at the White-anen extended family and The Criminals:
It's the gravel road virtuoso himself, the Man in his 20's! And his friend and codriver I guess, but Krutsin only reads the notes, you don't win world championships with that.
Unlike the short-tempered and frequently angry 40-year-old-and-beyond the Man (as seen in MSF), his younger self is actually a very chill and fun-loving guy. :)