Graveyard Baby

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet

before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.