Such A Pretty Man

1. Approach your target, adorably, lips locked & loaded in firing position.

2. Move in for the kill. Again, adorably. Make sure to hit your target square on.

3. Disengage from the target in an exaggerated, yet adorable, fashion. Bonus points if you actually say “MWAH” out loud.

4. Cuddle your target because you are adorably irresistible.

No smut, just a bunch of fluff! Enjoy my lovlies!

-everyone knew you had the biggest crush on Rami, except for maybe Rami -you and two other girl friends of yours crammed into Ramis California king bed while he made the popcorn -it was Samis pick of the week and of course he picked a horror movie -you were a BABY when it came to scary movies -Rami returned with the popcorn and scooted in next to you -your heart beat harder from the mix of your crush cozying up right next to you and the anticipation of the movie -you squirmed, drawing your legs up and resting your head on your knees -“Oh, y/n, Sami hasn’t even pressed play yet!” Rami teased, bumping his shoulder against yours -you elbowed him in the side, making him laugh -the movie began and you went back into hiding -everytime someone jumped from behind a door you freaked out, causing the others to laugh -a little while into the movie, you jumped as something brushed the outside of your leg -you moved only your eyes down to see that it was Ramis hand -you didn’t dare look at him, but you felt his smile -this would surely take your mind off of the movie, so you picked your head from your knees -you flicked your eyes up and Rami looked at you at the same time -“Okay?” he mouthed, and you nodded. -you were more than okay with the back of his index finger drawing small circles on your leg, your skin tingled wherever he touched -“BOO!” yelled Sami, causing you to jump in the air -“Whats wrong with you!?” you yelled. -Sami doubled over in laughter -“Seriously, what the actual fuck, Sami? You nearly gave me a heart attack!” -“You’re so overdramatic, y/n.” -you felt Rami shaking beside you as he laughed -“Damn bro, that was funny!” -“HA-HA very funny.” you rolled my eyes at the two of them. “Girls, lets leave these bozos and order some pizza” you suggested -you started to shimmy down the bed until your friend proposed another, better idea -“we will go order it and be right back. Sami, come with us!” -“Why should I?” he asked -“Because I said so, okay?!” your friend gave you the wink before they exited the room -could she be anymore obvious? -the room grew silent but you couldn’t think of anything to say that wouldn’t sound lame -“You’re quiet” he finally broke -“You are too” -“Enjoy the movie?” he asked, turning to face you -“Not at all!” -“Baby.” he teased -you rolled your eyes at him once more and he did that sexy lip thing he always does -you heard the others coming back -“I’ve wanted to do this for a while” he said quickly -“Do wh–” you didn’t finish asking before he pressed his lips to yours, pausing only for a second -he pulled back and studied your face, your heart nearly exploding -Rami quickly returned to the edge of the bed that he originally was on before the others were back and bickering -you bit your lip, hiding the smile that was making your cheeks hurt -“I kissed Rami! I kissed Rami!” played over and over again in your head “but why did they have to be back so soon!?”

Rami Malek - Behind the Scenes of Mr. Robot (2015-2019), Night at the Museum #1 & #3 (2006 & 2014), & No Time to Die (2021)

That one time when Rami’s mother met Joe’s mother…