I'm Horny Asf 🦄

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So the nigga comes in and sits down in the living room, makes himself at home. He sits down right next to the big ass sweaty butt print that I left where I was sitting on my couch.

I just stood there shaking my head like “🙊oh shit”…still sweating hard as fuck, hands covered in Albolene, dick semi-hard and bouncing around inside my shorts.

I went to the bedroom to grab some bud from a glass jar and throw on a shirt. When I came out the bedroom, this nigga asks me “Say bruh, wtf is this shit?”

I walked over and he was holding a bottle of Man Scent poppers. I was like 🙈….

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So I walked over and grabbed them shits outta his hand, stuck em in my pocket. Then I sat down and started breaking up the weed. He sparked a blunt he already rolled up and we started shootin the shit, talkin about a movie or sumn.

So in the back of my mind, I’m thinking “cool…he ain’t stuttin that shit. Dodged that bullet. Whew”

So I went to the kitchen to dump the guts outta the cigarillo I had just split. Suddenly, I hear the TV turn on in the living room. Then I heard “Oh shit…”

When I went back the nigga was standing up, looking at the last thing that I was watching….a flick from BlackBreeders.com….

He turned, looked at me, and said

“What the fuck, bruh? It’s like THIS?!”

Then he walked over and passed me the blunt….

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“Tryna get on the game, yo?” I asked him.

“Yea lol…let’s do that, mane lol” he replied.

He went over to the XBox, popped in a disc and grabbed a controller. Then he took off his shirt and stood in front the TV.

Gray sweats saggin, ass completely out like niggas be doing. I’m thinking “wow…that’s a first”

Then he sat on the couch and was like “You ready?”

I said “….What?”

Then he stood up and bent over to grab the other controller. For a long ass time, tho…

I just stood there lookin, like 🤔hmm…then he said

“Come on”

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So I went over, grabbed the controller and sat down. I took a moment to really look at this cat, namean. We had smoked a couple of times before, one time his girl was in the cipher. I had never looked at the nigga “that way”. But I was lookin now.

Why hadn’t I noticed before how this nigga was sexy as fuck? He was a little shorter than me, about 6’ even. Darkskinned and handsome, kinda ruff lookin wit a scar in his eyebrow. Black ass lips from constant smoking. Tattoos across on his neck and across his belly…slim and toned, shoulder length dreds, wit a fat ass booty. Nigga had a wedgie…the whole scene was electric, you could feel it: this nigga wanted me to do sumn.

Then he stood up, reached into his back pocket and a pack of Newports magically fell to floor.

So went he bent over to pick em up I said fuck it…I reached over and firmly gripped his right cheek, shook it and slid my hand across to the left.

And he stood up and let his sweatpants drop below his knees, started taking off his shoes…

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He got one shoe off before I started eating in his ass, face buried all up in his wedgie, sniffing and chewing on his hole right thru his briefs. His booty smelled so good, like he had showered but it was still musky….my dick went brick hard instantly. I pulled it out.

Nigga said “Damn bruh, fuuuckkk!!”, so I kept on munching all up in that booty. He bent over and slid down his underwear then reached back between his legs and grabbed my dick. I stuck my tongue in his hole and he said

“DADDYYYYY FUUUCCCKKK!!!….where dat shit you had in that bottle?”

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I took out the poppers and gave him the bottle. He hit that shit and his hole opened up so big, nigga…

I had my mouth open wide with my lips sealed tight around his hole…my tongue going in and out the pink like a machine, his pussy was fartin in my mouth. I hit the poppers and went into a trance, suckin and tongue fucking his hole. It was loose. Wide open.

All I could think about was how easy my dick was gonna slide right on in. I was getting it ready too, spitting on it and jacking…but he had other plans.

He turned and kneeled in front of me, lifted my nutts with one hand, grabbed my ass with the other, and started suckin on the head of my dick. Thought my shit was gon pop, it was huge like a mushroom.

He licked my dick from the balls all the way to the tip, had it drippin…then he deepthroated my shit till his nose was in my pubic hairs. And he just chilled like that, massaging my dick with his throat and breathing deep inside my musty ass pubes, eyes closed and moaning. I put my hand on top his head and looked up at the ceiling…

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He finally let go of my dick and stood up. I turned his ass around and started rubbing my dick against his hole. He was like “I don’t be getting fucked like that, bruh…you gon have to go slow”.

“Aight yo…I got you. Relax.” I told him as I rubbed some spit on the head of my dick then slowly stuck it in.

I let it just chill right there for a second while I fucked wit his nipples. He loved that shit, I could tell by the way his hole was sucking on the tip of my dick. So I pulled out and stuck my tongue back in his ass…licked his insides, made everything nice and juicy. Now he was ready.

I slid my dick in him all the way down to balls. He yelled “Ohhh FUCK bruh…uhhhhhhh!!!” and I kissed him on his ear and told him “Shut the fuck up nigga”

I wrapped my arms around him and put one hand around his throat and grabbed him by his dick with the other. Then I walked him from the living room to the bedroom with my dick buried deep in his ass.

He was barely on his tiptoes talking bout “Nigga you too deep!!”, breathing wild and shaking his head like crazy with my hand around his throat and me digging in him, lifting him off the floor.

I bent him over the edge of the bed and started slamming my dick in him, saying one word with each hard thrust:

“Ain’t…this…what…you…wanted…nigga?!”

He screamed “uh HUHUUUUUHHhhhhhh but nigga IT HURT!”

So I started stroking his booty real smooth until he moaned and whispered “Ahhhh dat dick feel soooo GOOD”. Then his whole body relaxed and he gave me the pussy.

His booty creamed up and he started nutting out the ass. Eventually he couldn’t take no more and asked “Nigga when you gon gimme dat nutt?!”.

Almost on queue, I grabbed a fistful of his dreds and I bussed deep inside his booty. I put that shit in there to stay. I laid on top of him and dripped sweat on him, pressed my lips on his neck and let my dick chill in his booty. We caught a nap just like that, stuck together with our own juices…until it was time for his girl to come home.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.