the mobile app is okay

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is

Yeah but there’s no bacon.

Pancakes every once in awhile is neat

spider-man priorities over the years

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

You

Told you Bitches

i’m dehydrated as hell spit in my mouth

i don’t think there’s a power move more powerful than drinking out of a normal household cup in a place you most certainly should not be. some guy just walked into the library with a literal glass of ice water and i am so intimidated

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Lmfaoo

My favorite video in all history