I Wanna Dance the Night Away

I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o

why did they give this line to the villain

Because she’s an icon

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

New fave

SAVAGE

My heart

I’m not crying

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

the only sport you’ll see me playing

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!