i am not a woman, im a god

Dipping bread into soups is a cure all actually

My five year plan is to just see what happens

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

Make more unicorns built like draught horses. Put some meat on those things. No more delicate pretty unicorns, I want unicorns with bulging muscular necks and barrel-like ribcages and pillar-like legs and hooves bigger than dinner plates. They need to be able to impale and lift an elephant on their horns

They need to be terrifying. You know that feeling when you jump a fence and suddenly you a massive bull bearing down? That’s what they need to elicit. The sheer terror of being run down by a mountain of meat with a single very sharp horn in front

They can keep the beards and the tufty liony tails. They’re cutes :3