rambler, rover

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[ID: Screencaps of Freckle, a light-skinned genderfluid person with their hair pulled back into a ponytail. They are wearing a red shirt and striped shorts and sitting in an outdoor chair surrounded by houseplants. They are saying: Unfortunately, for a lot of queer people, they were so injured during their adolescence, even their early twenties that, the courtship that straight people get to experience wasn’t there. So, it’s as though you have to relearn everything, and then do what you would’ve done at 16, at like 26. By 30, you’re still fucked up. and uh, and then, and then, your heart begins to open again. \End ID]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

look at that little brain thinkin!!!