RALLINGS

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

yall remember when tumblr created the IM system, but the only way you could get it is if someone messaged you on it, so everyone started messaging every complete stranger who didn’t have it like sharing water in a post-apocalyptic land

its not YA Lit if the protagonist doesn’t ‘let out a breath they didn’t even know they were holding’

I can’t believe it’s been 18 years since HAL Laboratories saved the gays