Do you have a fucking warrant?

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

I love how Artemis is the only person who comes into regular contact with the gang but never suffers for it. They occasionally ruin her day, but she just fucking rolls with it and seems happy to hang out with them again next time. She's so far above their insanity that she's basically immune to them. These people ruin everyone they meet but Artemis is simply too powerful, too cunty

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

"It's a pity that soulmate stories have never–" Yes they have.

Every year there's a new fifty thousand note post by someone who thinks they're the first ever person to think of subverting a genre they don't read.