*Muffled under my helmet* The knight armor stays ON during hyperfixation rants

thank you knights who are women

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

some of you really dont understand that im coming wait for me, i hear the walls repeating, the falling of my feet and it sounds like drummin, and i am not alone, i hear the rocks and stones, echoing my song, im coming and it really shows

op must've been pummeled with punishing blows when she posted this lol

I bet it feels so good to return from a quest so worn out that you fall off your horse when you arrive at the gates

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn