I need scissors. 61.

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

Up until now, the USPS sending my mother-in-law’s birthday presents for my son from Kentucky, having them get as far as Denver, then go back the other way to Tennessee, then to Denver and finally here was the craziest thing I’d seen.

When I lived at my old house, my mom mailed the landlord her rent check within the same city, and they sent it to Malaysia, then returned it to her. 

i love this so much

for all my quiet & reserved men going thru it i love u all

This!!!! Spread this message around. Crying is good!!!!

So much time could be saved if people could just say “I don’t know” without the fear of being labelled as an idiot.

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

Whenever I see someone handing in their test, I get worried because I’m not finished, but whenever I finish my test and notice that nobody else has handed theirs in, I get worried because I think I missed something or got something wrong.

does anyone else have Some Thing that happened a while back that they get really upset/angry about and as far as that other person knows, that matter is ‘settled’. but thats not how it feels to you, it doesnt feel settled, that wasnt enough, and every so often you get severely depressed or a bout of rage over it and you want to Start Shit again.

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.