darlin

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

That’s just neurotic

things will fall so spectacularly in place for you and you will be floored to see it