The Legendary Gundham Tanaka

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i heard weed and knives

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

Drugs such as weed slowly rot your brain until it is nothing. In other words, you become dumb. It leads to dumb. Also it will lead to your doom which is totally not what I was trying to say earlier.

I did not know this, but because you are the princess, I must believe you...

i heard weed and knives

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

Drugs such as weed slowly rot your brain until it is nothing. In other words, you become dumb. It leads to dumb. Also it will lead to your doom which is totally not what I was trying to say earlier.

i heard weed and knives

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

Huh? Dead? How did he die?

How do you think? I killed him.

But it is right for the good of the world. With me in charge of this body, I can use these detective skills to bring hope to this sad, miserable manor.

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

Huh? Dead? How did he die?

How do you think? I killed him.

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

You do make point, but I'm the Ultimate Detective. You may still be good like you normally are if you just want to be just a detective, but to be the best of the best you must first eliminate all unnecessary things from your head, and to do that I must first delete the entity known as Gundham Tanaka.

“World domination needs”, huh?  I’ll keep that in mind.  [Kirigiri strokes Cham-P behind the ears.  Nice.]  And they are quite intelligent, aren’t they?  They lead me straight to you, after all.

I believe they are the smartest demons alive!! One day, with them by my side, we shall rule the mortal realm! [The new Ultimate Detective part of his head is yelling at him to use basic logic, but Gundham just pushes it deeper down, although his expressions kept changing from his normal grin to a face of no expression.]

Oh, it's no problem! It's just taking some of my emotions away, but once I rule this world I shan't need emotions anyways.!! [He puts on a sad smile as his face dulls and his voice goes monotone] That is only a sacrifice for the price of intelligence. People with feelings could never investigate corpses without leaving an emotional scar, so why not just have those taken out? It was about time I deleted the breeder from this brain anyways.

“World domination needs”, huh?  I’ll keep that in mind.  [Kirigiri strokes Cham-P behind the ears.  Nice.]  And they are quite intelligent, aren’t they?  They lead me straight to you, after all.

I believe they are the smartest demons alive!! One day, with them by my side, we shall rule the mortal realm! [The new Ultimate Detective part of his head is yelling at him to use basic logic, but Gundham just pushes it deeper down, although his expressions kept changing from his normal grin to a face of no expression.]

[His eyes light up] My Four Dark Devas of Destruction!! I never even realized they were gone! I’m so sorry for forgetting about you guys! [He reaches over to pick them up, but they avoid him, making Gundham really sad] Oh right, you’re the ultimate breeder now, so they must only listen to you…

I suppose so…  I hope it’s at least some consolation that I promise to take very good care of them until our own talents return to us.  [A small smile comes to Kirigiri’s face.]  I’m sure they’ll miss spending time with you…

[Gundham looks back and gives Kirigiri a huge grin] Thank you!! They are rather smart, so for however long you possess my talent you can use them for all your world domination needs!

[His eyes light up] My Four Dark Devas of Destruction!! I never even realized they were gone! I'm so sorry for forgetting about you guys! [He reaches over to pick them up, but they avoid him, making Gundham really sad] Oh right, you're the ultimate breeder now, so they must only listen to you...

That may be one of the possibilities, although there are a few other talents that are fairly similar that have not been considered. For example, the ultimate historian or the ultimate detective. I need more data from myself in order to figure out which talent I currently possess.

Um… maybe detective? Unless you know facts about history..

Detective would be the most probable answer, which would mean that someone here must have my talent as well. Do you perhaps know anyone here who had the talent of ultimate detective? If my assumptions are correct, they must possess the ability of the ultimate breeder right now.

It seems my predictions have been correct. [He hits more things into the notebook] And judging from your appearance, I guess you are rather well at mechanics now?

Yup… I guess that’s the case. You’re… [tilts head] um.. the ultimate.. analyst? 

That may be one of the possibilities, although there are a few other talents that are fairly similar that have not been considered. For example, the ultimate historian or the ultimate detective. I need more data from myself in order to figure out which talent I currently possess.

[He ignores the comment and scans Nanami’s appeal, then taking out a small notebook and started to take notes] From my point of view, it seems like you are dressed as Souda. This could indeed be more important evidence to support my theory. Have you perhaps been failing your video games lately?

Yup.. [She puffs her cheeks, pouty] I can’t even make it to stage ten… that’s really lame. 

It seems my predictions have been correct. [He hits more things into the notebook] And judging from your appearance, I guess you are rather well at mechanics now?