dream girl

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

If I had a trusted personal knight I would treat her soo ethically and professionally. Her chaste desire to protect me would definitely not be swayed by the thought of my trusting brown eyes, the memory of my voice thanking her for always being there for me, or my gentle breathing as I drift gently off to sleep under her guard. This definitely wouldn't result in any complicated feelings inside of her, that I gently encourage her to be true to her feelings about. There would be absolutely no subtext between us at all.

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,