i dont know a damn thing my guy

Hi

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok Sir

Yes Sir

Yes Sir… Millians Of Them

Yes

No

Jerpin Sir

I Understand

Yes Sir At Once

Ok

Ok And I Love You… Bye

Your All Like Elmer Becose Hes Taller Than Me Well I Got Something To Fix That Proplem Permanently

Stilts

Seym, the idea of you on stilts is absolutely horrifying.

Well Your Better Get Use To It Because I Just Now Realize I Simply Have Nor Idea How To Get Down Of Here

Is that English

@rainylakes

me and my son (it’s me on the left_

you have a small fucking body and a hue sun

@phoneus you have a small fucking body and a huge son

Yeah

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

Then it’s like a month later, and I’m just sitting there like, if I never speak to them maybe they’ll just forget I ever existed.

Periodic reminder when this kind of post comes up that being my friend means never having to say “sorry i dropped off the face of the earth for a few weeks/months/years” there. I get it. I promise. I vanish sometimes too and then get all avoidant about it. I’ll understand if you need to do the same, and I’ll be here when you come back. Team Weird Avoidant People Who Are Sort of Terrible At Friendship But Trying Really Hard needs to stick together.

I am also on Team Weird Avoidant People Who Are Sort of Terrible At Friendship But Trying Really Hard!!