overreacting

The lack of context here is thrilling

Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife…..

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

scientists everywhere are gagged

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

no???? this is all 100% fact

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends