Emma

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

x

The first movie that made me cry in the beginning

Date a boy who makes up stupid stories to make you laugh

ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

i forcibly remove myself from human interaction

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

how do you get a nice body without moving

by learning to love yourself

wow

what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

are you okay

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again