understandable toxic yaoi moment
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understandable toxic yaoi moment

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Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup itβs due tomorrow.. noo I havenβt started yet haha is that bad?
There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.
The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.
There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.
Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.
Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.
And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:
"I also choose this guy's dead wife."
For the sake of letting the full story be known: you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence, Dead Wife giy bursts out laughing and says, with a bittersweet smile "yeah, that was her sense of humor..."
Oh fuck that's right I neglected the most important part of this.
when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
The Odyssey if the suitors were competentβ¦
Go Check out Neet- sheβs awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

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so ive been thinking again and it's not going great
the new euro banknote designs with the birds are sooo pretty... I hope the birdies win
I would like to get paid in birds...
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the new euro banknote designs with the birds are sooo pretty... I hope the birdies win
I would like to get paid in birds...
You can vote for one of the bird designs here: Go Vote!!!
i am not okay. lord almighty
VEIN!!! IT'S HIM OMG LOOK IT'S HIM!!! β‘

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A letter with no return address? In my timezone it is still his birthday so this is on-time! Happy birthday xf!! ^^
He's so pretty
He used to be pretty chill before getting into the worst situationship known to man
The tragedy that Will is so very ideal for Montresor. Will, who doesn't seem to remember around when he dies. Will, who is docile and dependant enough to brush his insults and abuse and everything aside. Montresor is a terrible person (partially) since no one in life would give him a chance, and now that he actually has someone who BELIEVES in him and cares for him, and who keeps giving and giving all that he is, Montresor doesn't even know what to do with him.
A tragedy, really.
WILTRESSOR WIP ππ«ͺ

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Remember when Will kissed Monty and smeared blood on his lips . Imagine how powerful he could be if he had lipstick and covered Monty in kisses
(I thought of Will with lip gloss weeks ago and it hasnβt left my mind since so now itβs your problem too)
I love you for asking this of me
Very tempted to write something about this because now you have cursed me with this idea. You have not just made this my problem but you have made it my curse. I will never recover. I originally had Montresor frowning a little in the final frame but I accidentally added a stroke on his mouth andddd... I couldn't help myself. Smiling? Genuinely so? They're too cute. They're too cute :(((
Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.