that one gay

Some people did find this funny XDD

Ragatha!!! Wearing a pretty dress! ^^

based on this old doodle from 2023:

“Babe,” he whispers, ears flat against his head. “Tell me he’s gone.”

You’re trying so hard not to laugh. On the coffee table sits a completely normal, very tiny house spider that had the audacity to exist in the same room as your 6’2” wolf boyfriend.

“He’s still there, babe.”

Valko lets out the most pathetic whine you’ve ever heard, tail tucked between his legs. “I fought three massive wanderers today. Three. Why is this tiny asshole scarier than them?”

You finally lose it, laugh bursting out. “You can bench press me with one arm but a spider the size of a coin has you hiding? Really?”

“I don’t like surprises with too many legs, okay?!” he hisses, peeking over the couch with wide eyes. The second the spider moves an inch he ducks back down like it’s about to launch an attack against him.

You wipe tears from your eyes, walk over, and gently escort the tiny spider outside with a piece of paper while your big strong boyfriend watches from behind the couch like a traumatised puppy.

When you come back he immediately scoops you up, burying his face in your neck with a dramatic sigh of relief.

“My hero,” he mumbles, tail finally starting to wag again. “Never tell anyone about this.”

“Too late. I’m texting your cousins.”

“Babe, no-“

This meme was made for these two lol

have some mechabat week day two

Steve: You're really going to make your single mother take off work instead of letting me take off work

Dustin: When you came to the county science fair with me, you tried to start a chant after I presented to the judges.

Steve: People chant your name when you do cool shit.

Dustin: No, they don't. That doesn't happen.