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my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

I would let her kill me for sport