I feel like at this point I should start giving my friends a warning notice before we start talking that
1. I have no concept of time, I will think ‘oh it hasn’t been too long since I messaged this person’ and it will have been five days
2. If given the slightest bit of free time I WILL vanish off the face of the Earth to go read 200000 word fics in one day, because I read stuff better in one sitting than splitting it up
3. I know you messaged me and I love you so much and love talking to you but if I open that message I feel like I have to message you back as soon as I can and I’ll think about but not do it because procrastination so I don’t click on the messages until I’m gonna answer them but then I forget there’s even something I haven’t responded to and oh wow it’s been five days
4. I love you and talking to you so so much I am just very stupid most of the time I promise I am so sorry
