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Yoongi, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

My mistrust [of men] is not, as one might expect, primarily a result of the violent acts done on my body, nor the vicious humiliations done to my dignity. It is, instead, born of the multitude of mundane betrayals that mark my every relationship with a man—the casual rape joke, the use of a female slur, the careless demonization of the feminine in everyday conversation, the accusations of overreaction, the eye rolling and exasperated sighs in response to polite requests to please not use misogynist epithets in my presence.

kyungsoo: can i be frank with you guys?

“I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.”

Me: alright, spring break is over, time to get to work and study hard!

Jongin: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go