hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

suffering the consequences of my purchases

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

Slipping a love note into my knights visor like his helmet is a mailbox

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of