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Based off of the many Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures references with Deviljho and Brachydios.

Why Senator Armstrong is a better presidential candidate than Donald Trump:

Armstrong isn’t greedy, just batshit insane

Trump is greedy AND batshit insane

Armstrong wants to make America great again by returning power to the people

Trump wants to make America great again by banishing all non-white people

Armstrong doesn’t care about where you’re from as long as you fight for your dreams and is an equal opportunity employer

Trump believes if you’re from certain parts of the world that you are a murdering drug-abusing rapist

Armstrong offers cybernetics and a good paying job to veterans

Trump thinks that POWs are cowards

Armstrong has youth programs to get poor children off the street and prepare them for a career

Trump could care less about the poor

Armstrong can break the president in two with his bare hands

Trump can’t

Armstrong played college ball at the University of Texas, and could have gone pro if he hadn’t join the navy.

Armstrong has an awesome soundtrack

When Savage Deviljho shows up