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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

“the everything”

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

this is art

#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

If anyone is wondering, it’s because IRL Tosen Jordan was the dominant horse boss of the Ritto horses, which included IRL Gold Ship. Tosen was reportedly very assertive but also very attentive to humans and would follow instructions smoothly, being pretty much the antithesis to the younger Gold Ship, who rarely liked other horses, let alone one trying to impose on him. This lead to Gold Ship attacking and trying to kick Tosen Jordan in defiance several times, thus, Uma Musume Gold Ship will try to raw 3 meter super kick Tosen’s head off if given the chance.