#RAGEBRO

ONCE again, Skrillex gets dissed by the lamestream media. This time, UK DJ Mag ranks our boy Skrillz as the NUMBER TEN DJ in the World! Ten?! Behind who you ask? Trance douchebaggo Armin van Burren at #1? Really? Flo Rida's monkey boy producer David Guetta at #4? No respect. And who in the fuck is Dash Berlin? Gimme a fucking break, DJ Mag. You should be ashamed for using DJ in your title. Obvi you don't know a thing about it. Otherwise Deadmau5 wouldn't even be in there because he hates real fucking DJ's.

Full List here: http://www.djmag.com/top100?page=1&year=2012

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OK so I went into Great Clips like I do once a month since forever, expecting that I would leave with a super #SWAGG haircut.  Right?  I brought the no-clue-what-race-U-R hair “stylist” a picture of LeCastleVania and told her I wanted to look like a MOTHERFUCKIN EDM SUPERSTAR.

It should be easy, right?  RIGHT?  Well, this FUCKING BITCH totally ruined my hair.  Who the FUCK still cuts hair with scissors??  I told that BITCH to use a razor.  GAH!  I seriously look like a fucking #WEAKBRO now.  How am I supposed to face my friends with this goddamn symmetrical haircut.  Does she not know who LeCastleVania is??  Has she not been to FUKK YES!?  Does she not go to #LOVESCAM?  I have so many epic RAGERS coming up that I’m going to have to think of excuses to miss while my FUCKING hair grows back.

What the FUCK am I supposed to do?  I’m thinking about suing Great Clips for this lame goddamn haircut.  Can EDMBROS pull off wigs?  Should I switch to Sports Clips?

#RAGEBRO was super super SUPER bummed this week when we found out that Nero was indeed NOT going to be dropping the bass at Philips Arena with Madonna opening. Erroneous information was given to us, don't hate the messenger, hate the game. Even worse, is that even after we spent $150 each on Nero tiX, instead we get trance-osaur Paul Okenfeld. I'm so sick I want to die. He doesn't even play any sick wobbles. AND he has the worst hair in EDM.

- BRO

AC Slater put out new #mixxytreats called ANIMAL KINGDOM. AC is obvi the jock from SBTB. He's had a big week. First he's gonna host the X Factor, now he's dropping mixtapes. Despite the absence of some Jesse & The Sundaes, this mix is fire!! Suck it Preppie! Slater Rulz! http://www.djacslater.com

I met some GODDAMN super WEAK dude at Counter.Point Fest who claimed he had actually BROKEN Zedd's high score on Beatport.  This is BULLSHIT.  No one can ever beat Zedd.  His beard stubble makes all the #EDMSLUTZ sopping wet and NO ONE does the whole 'post-complextro thing' quite like him.

I don't remember the guy's name because he was that EFFING unmemorable.  I think he played the silent disco, or something.

If you know this guy who claims to have beaten Zedd's high score on Beatport, PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK.

#RAGEBRO was conceived on the fields of COUNTER.POINT Fest in Southwest Atlanta. RAGE was raging to AVICII and BRO was vibing waiting to RAGE at Bassnectar. In a blur of LE7ELS (THE defining song of our generation), MDMA, Vodka and Red Bull AKA NASA Juice, and Confetti Cannons, RAGE looked at BRO, and BRO looked at RAGE, and in that moment #RAGEBRO was born. #RAGEBRO is 110% committed to spreading the gospel of #EDM and analyzing its breakups/makeups, fights/feuds, and bassdropz/wobblez.

LET’S DO THIS BROS!