Some BITCH at Great Clips RUINED My Hair
OK so I went into Great Clips like I do once a month since forever, expecting that I would leave with a super #SWAGG haircut. Right? I brought the no-clue-what-race-U-R hair “stylist” a picture of LeCastleVania and told her I wanted to look like a MOTHERFUCKIN EDM SUPERSTAR.
It should be easy, right? RIGHT? Well, this FUCKING BITCH totally ruined my hair. Who the FUCK still cuts hair with scissors?? I told that BITCH to use a razor. GAH! I seriously look like a fucking #WEAKBRO now. How am I supposed to face my friends with this goddamn symmetrical haircut. Does she not know who LeCastleVania is?? Has she not been to FUKK YES!? Does she not go to #LOVESCAM? I have so many epic RAGERS coming up that I’m going to have to think of excuses to miss while my FUCKING hair grows back.
What the FUCK am I supposed to do? I’m thinking about suing Great Clips for this lame goddamn haircut. Can EDMBROS pull off wigs? Should I switch to Sports Clips?
I’m going to FUCKING KILL U, LUISA, U GODDAMN BITCH.
