Ragatas

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

you can have this it is real

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

collectathon where if you collect 100% the ending gets worse

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe