...But call me Destructive Lassy.

@dynamiteanarchist

"I don't know how y'all found me, but I might as well entertain your nonsense."

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”Hm?”

"....You...want to ask me stuff? Y'all...sure ya ain't cops?" "....Alright then. But if I see one of y'all DARE to lift a finger at me, I'll BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS!"

#pinned post #roleplay account #roleplay blog #OC: Destructive Lassy #Problem sleuth #Problem sleuth OC #Ya got your answer.#<- the ask tag #Hey! I'm talking here!#<- the talking tag #Hmm...I see...#<- the reblog tag #OOC answers #<- exacly what it says lol

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my user is like a mix of both

bc i like sprite and dr p

"Ah, I see."

#ya got your answer.#roleplay blog #rp blog #problem sleuth oc

lassy is my user peak

"Yeah but....Dr. Sprite ain't a real drink???? Unless ya mean Dr. Pepper."

#ya got your answer.#roleplay blog #rp blog #problem sleuth oc

"What is this."

#ya got your answer.#roleplay blog #rp blog #problem sleuth oc

OKAY THEN IM SORRY FOR EVEN DATING YOU!

SORRY I CANT NAME EVERYYYYY MISTAKE IVE DONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THAT!

OR I BET I CAN DO THAT!

THIEF!

@ladybutchh

[BANG.]

[A thud was heard.]

[Lady Butch has been slain.]

“….All ya cops are the same.”

#ya got your answer.#roleplay blog #rp blog #problem sleuth oc #arc : yuri divorce #OOC: DING DONG DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

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im sorry for being insensitive then..

[walks away]

(ooc: imagine I walk a lonely road playing behind her)

@ladybutchh

”….insensitive?”

[She laughs.]

“What ya did was MORE than insensitive…”

#problem sleuth oc #rp blog #roleplay blog #ya got your answer.#arc : yuri divorce

…

[hugs her sobbing a bit]

@ladybutchh

”…..”

“I SAID GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, SNAKE.”

#ya got your answer.#rp blog #problem sleuth oc #arc : yuri divorce #OOC: Girl really doesnt know no means no 😭😭😭#Roleplay blog

pulchritudesepulcher

"Ya good, detective?"

@dynamiteanarchist

-Ah. Doin’ just fine. How about you?

dynamiteanarchist

"I can tell ya ain't."

pulchritudesepulcher

Huh? What would give that away?

dynamiteanarchist

"I overheard ya talking earlier."

pulchritudesepulcher

Oh.

Uh.

You heard nothin’. You’re tired and your ears are playin’ tricks on ya, see?

dynamiteanarchist

"I ain't dumb, detective."

pulchritudesepulcher

Alright, alright. Ya caught me. Just sulkin’ over the fact that I’m not hardboiled like I say I am. I mean, you saw it firsthand. Hardboiled detectives never cry, and I did.

dynamiteanarchist

"..." [hug] "Well...if it means anythin', I think you're pretty hardboiled. I mean, ya have to be to have such a crappy job."

pulchritudesepulcher

!

I- Damn, ya really think so?

dynamiteanarchist

"Yeah, I really do..."

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #problem sleuth oc

pulchritudesepulcher

"Ya good, detective?"

@dynamiteanarchist

-Ah. Doin’ just fine. How about you?

dynamiteanarchist

"I can tell ya ain't."

pulchritudesepulcher

Huh? What would give that away?

dynamiteanarchist

"I overheard ya talking earlier."

pulchritudesepulcher

Oh.

Uh.

You heard nothin’. You’re tired and your ears are playin’ tricks on ya, see?

dynamiteanarchist

"I ain't dumb, detective."

pulchritudesepulcher

Alright, alright. Ya caught me. Just sulkin’ over the fact that I’m not hardboiled like I say I am. I mean, you saw it firsthand. Hardboiled detectives never cry, and I did.

dynamiteanarchist

"..." [hug] "Well...if it means anythin', I think you're pretty hardboiled. I mean, ya have to be to have such a crappy job."

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #Problem sleuth oc

pulchritudesepulcher

"Ya good, detective?"

@dynamiteanarchist

-Ah. Doin’ just fine. How about you?

dynamiteanarchist

"I can tell ya ain't."

pulchritudesepulcher

Huh? What would give that away?

dynamiteanarchist

"I overheard ya talking earlier."

pulchritudesepulcher

Oh.

Uh.

You heard nothin’. You’re tired and your ears are playin’ tricks on ya, see?

dynamiteanarchist

"I ain't dumb, detective."

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #Problem sleuth oc

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pulchritudesepulcher

"Ya good, detective?"

@dynamiteanarchist

-Ah. Doin’ just fine. How about you?

dynamiteanarchist

"I can tell ya ain't."

pulchritudesepulcher

Huh? What would give that away?

dynamiteanarchist

"I overheard ya talking earlier."

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #problem sleuth oc

pulchritudesepulcher

"Ya good, detective?"

@dynamiteanarchist

-Ah. Doin’ just fine. How about you?

dynamiteanarchist

"I can tell ya ain't."

#hmm...i see...#rp blog #roleplay blog #Problem sleuth oc

I WON’T I WON’T I SWEAR I’M SORRY I’LL GO NOW

-Weasel Jester

”G O O D.”

#ya got your answer.#hmm...i see...#rp blog #problem sleuth oc #arc : yuri divorce

So I talked to Murel and King about everything, and they said you can stay here for as long as ya want (though they also said I didn’t need to ask since you’re my friend and all that) and they’re also making-

…

Oh I’m absolutely interrupting something right now aren’t I? My uh… sincerest apologies

-Weasel Jester

“. . .”

“DONT. TELL. ANYONE.”

( @pulchritudesepulcher look who got bustedddd)

#ya got your answer.#hmm...i see...#rp blog #problem sleuth oc #arc : yuri divorce

dynamiteanarchist

I’m here! So… uh…

[Sleuth seems to be fidgeting. She’s thinking of how to approach this.]

You, uh… wanna talk about it? If you wanna. I’m not gonna force ya to talk or anythin’…

[Real nice introduction, Sleuth. You’re the worst comforter ever.]

-🔑

[Someone opens the palace doors. It's Lassy. She looks like an utter mess.] "Ah....good....ya got my letter...."

pulchritudesepulcher

[Ah, I wanna help her out, but I dunno what to say! C’mon, Sleuth, what would Dame do??]

You really seem like you could use some rest. C’mon, I’ll show ya to my room, I don’t mind ya restin’ there.

[That sounded so wrong. I hope she didn’t take that the wrong way. I just wanna help…]

dynamiteanarchist

[Normally, she would reject this offer. But right now? She needs it more than ever.] "....Alright. Can we....talk once we get there...?"

pulchritudesepulcher

Of course!

[Too high energy. Don’t wanna make her uncomfortable.]

I mean, of course.

dynamiteanarchist

[While the two walked...] "....Sleuthy....I have to ask ya something....have ya ever been....lied to by someone you thought you could trust?"

pulchritudesepulcher

[Sleuth stops for a moment before continuing walking.]

Yeah… I have, actually…

[She seems to be avoiding eye contact. She’s grown more fidgety.]

“Sli- I mean, a good friend of mine once told me that when the war was over, we’d settle down together… I made a mistake, she got real angry, and left me… Well, not exactly left, she’s still there, just doin’ anythin’ she can to remind me of how much I fucked up. Y’know, and for a while, she was the only person I had…”

“And uh… them, my guardians…”

…

[Sleuth goes silent. She looks uncomfortable.]

dynamiteanarchist

"Ah....I'm....sorry to hear that...." [She's silent, before clenching her fists and tearing up...] "Someone....someone I trusted....she lied to me....she was actually a cop....she LIED to me about her not being one....I thought she was a criminal like me, but she WASN'T....I trusted her, and then she threw it all away when I wasn't useful to her anymore. She even mocked me when I said you were better than her because at least you're actually HONEST about being a no good detective..." [She's crying now....poor girl."

pulchritudesepulcher

[C’mon… Stop just standin’ there and comfort her already!]

[But what am I supposed’ta say…?]

…

[Not knowing how to respond, but wanting to help, Sleuth pulls Lassy into a hug. It’s… unexpected, honestly. Sleuth, a no good detective, just hugged a criminal with zero hesitation.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She seems startled....before looking back and hugging her. Sobbing into her shirt.]

pulchritudesepulcher

“I’m really sorry that happened… I really am…”

[It’s so different from the Lassy she knew… No insults, no acting tough, just… letting herself cry.]

[Something that Sleuth never lets herself do.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She's continuing to sob. God, she feels pathetic for letting herself be...vulnerable like this.] "....Sluethy....as much as I hate y-you....thank you so much for being there for me...."

pulchritudesepulcher

[And now she’s being complimented too… If she didn’t have an image to keep up, she would let herself cry too.]

“It’s no trouble at all… Just doin’ my job as a problem sleuth.”

[The job of a problem sleuth. It’s not about locking people up, nor is it about solving the hardest puzzles. It’s about… well, sleuthing others’ problems.]

[And that’s what Sleuth does.]

dynamiteanarchist

[Lassy could sense Sleuth was hiding something. One of the pros of being a criminal is being observant.]

“Ya can cry if ya won’t, I won’t judge or tell…”

pulchritudesepulcher

“Nah, ‘m fine. Hardboiled detectives don’t cry.”

“I don’t cry…”

[Surprise surprise, she does, in fact, end up crying.]

dynamiteanarchist

"Shhh....shhhh..." [She says, her voice is...surprisingly gentle now.] [She's being....surprisingly nice for someone like her.]

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #Problem sleuth oc #arc : yuri divorce

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dynamiteanarchist

I’m here! So… uh…

[Sleuth seems to be fidgeting. She’s thinking of how to approach this.]

You, uh… wanna talk about it? If you wanna. I’m not gonna force ya to talk or anythin’…

[Real nice introduction, Sleuth. You’re the worst comforter ever.]

-🔑

[Someone opens the palace doors. It's Lassy. She looks like an utter mess.] "Ah....good....ya got my letter...."

pulchritudesepulcher

[Ah, I wanna help her out, but I dunno what to say! C’mon, Sleuth, what would Dame do??]

You really seem like you could use some rest. C’mon, I’ll show ya to my room, I don’t mind ya restin’ there.

[That sounded so wrong. I hope she didn’t take that the wrong way. I just wanna help…]

dynamiteanarchist

[Normally, she would reject this offer. But right now? She needs it more than ever.] "....Alright. Can we....talk once we get there...?"

pulchritudesepulcher

Of course!

[Too high energy. Don’t wanna make her uncomfortable.]

I mean, of course.

dynamiteanarchist

[While the two walked...] "....Sleuthy....I have to ask ya something....have ya ever been....lied to by someone you thought you could trust?"

pulchritudesepulcher

[Sleuth stops for a moment before continuing walking.]

Yeah… I have, actually…

[She seems to be avoiding eye contact. She’s grown more fidgety.]

“Sli- I mean, a good friend of mine once told me that when the war was over, we’d settle down together… I made a mistake, she got real angry, and left me… Well, not exactly left, she’s still there, just doin’ anythin’ she can to remind me of how much I fucked up. Y’know, and for a while, she was the only person I had…”

“And uh… them, my guardians…”

…

[Sleuth goes silent. She looks uncomfortable.]

dynamiteanarchist

"Ah....I'm....sorry to hear that...." [She's silent, before clenching her fists and tearing up...] "Someone....someone I trusted....she lied to me....she was actually a cop....she LIED to me about her not being one....I thought she was a criminal like me, but she WASN'T....I trusted her, and then she threw it all away when I wasn't useful to her anymore. She even mocked me when I said you were better than her because at least you're actually HONEST about being a no good detective..." [She's crying now....poor girl."

pulchritudesepulcher

[C’mon… Stop just standin’ there and comfort her already!]

[But what am I supposed’ta say…?]

…

[Not knowing how to respond, but wanting to help, Sleuth pulls Lassy into a hug. It’s… unexpected, honestly. Sleuth, a no good detective, just hugged a criminal with zero hesitation.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She seems startled....before looking back and hugging her. Sobbing into her shirt.]

pulchritudesepulcher

“I’m really sorry that happened… I really am…”

[It’s so different from the Lassy she knew… No insults, no acting tough, just… letting herself cry.]

[Something that Sleuth never lets herself do.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She's continuing to sob. God, she feels pathetic for letting herself be...vulnerable like this.] "....Sluethy....as much as I hate y-you....thank you so much for being there for me...."

pulchritudesepulcher

[And now she’s being complimented too… If she didn’t have an image to keep up, she would let herself cry too.]

“It’s no trouble at all… Just doin’ my job as a problem sleuth.”

[The job of a problem sleuth. It’s not about locking people up, nor is it about solving the hardest puzzles. It’s about… well, sleuthing others’ problems.]

[And that’s what Sleuth does.]

dynamiteanarchist

[Lassy could sense Sleuth was hiding something. One of the pros of being a criminal is being observant.]

“Ya can cry if ya won’t, I won’t judge or tell…”

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #problem sleuth oc #roleplay blog #arc : yuri divorce

dynamiteanarchist

I’m here! So… uh…

[Sleuth seems to be fidgeting. She’s thinking of how to approach this.]

You, uh… wanna talk about it? If you wanna. I’m not gonna force ya to talk or anythin’…

[Real nice introduction, Sleuth. You’re the worst comforter ever.]

-🔑

[Someone opens the palace doors. It's Lassy. She looks like an utter mess.] "Ah....good....ya got my letter...."

pulchritudesepulcher

[Ah, I wanna help her out, but I dunno what to say! C’mon, Sleuth, what would Dame do??]

You really seem like you could use some rest. C’mon, I’ll show ya to my room, I don’t mind ya restin’ there.

[That sounded so wrong. I hope she didn’t take that the wrong way. I just wanna help…]

dynamiteanarchist

[Normally, she would reject this offer. But right now? She needs it more than ever.] "....Alright. Can we....talk once we get there...?"

pulchritudesepulcher

Of course!

[Too high energy. Don’t wanna make her uncomfortable.]

I mean, of course.

dynamiteanarchist

[While the two walked...] "....Sleuthy....I have to ask ya something....have ya ever been....lied to by someone you thought you could trust?"

pulchritudesepulcher

[Sleuth stops for a moment before continuing walking.]

Yeah… I have, actually…

[She seems to be avoiding eye contact. She’s grown more fidgety.]

“Sli- I mean, a good friend of mine once told me that when the war was over, we’d settle down together… I made a mistake, she got real angry, and left me… Well, not exactly left, she’s still there, just doin’ anythin’ she can to remind me of how much I fucked up. Y’know, and for a while, she was the only person I had…”

“And uh… them, my guardians…”

…

[Sleuth goes silent. She looks uncomfortable.]

dynamiteanarchist

"Ah....I'm....sorry to hear that...." [She's silent, before clenching her fists and tearing up...] "Someone....someone I trusted....she lied to me....she was actually a cop....she LIED to me about her not being one....I thought she was a criminal like me, but she WASN'T....I trusted her, and then she threw it all away when I wasn't useful to her anymore. She even mocked me when I said you were better than her because at least you're actually HONEST about being a no good detective..." [She's crying now....poor girl."

pulchritudesepulcher

[C’mon… Stop just standin’ there and comfort her already!]

[But what am I supposed’ta say…?]

…

[Not knowing how to respond, but wanting to help, Sleuth pulls Lassy into a hug. It’s… unexpected, honestly. Sleuth, a no good detective, just hugged a criminal with zero hesitation.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She seems startled....before looking back and hugging her. Sobbing into her shirt.]

pulchritudesepulcher

“I’m really sorry that happened… I really am…”

[It’s so different from the Lassy she knew… No insults, no acting tough, just… letting herself cry.]

[Something that Sleuth never lets herself do.]

dynamiteanarchist

[She's continuing to sob. God, she feels pathetic for letting herself be...vulnerable like this.] "....Sluethy....as much as I hate y-you....thank you so much for being there for me...."

#hmm…i see…#rp blog #roleplay blog #Problem sleuth oc #Arc: yuri divorce

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