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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

I love dark chocolate and dark roast coffee. I would probably also enjoy eating coal.

honestly lesbians were made to be 40

just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide

having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

like it's just so funny that for years she would beg to play with me and i was like ughhh fine even though youre a baby we can hang out. and now shes 16 and too cool for me and every time i visit home shes like "drive me to goodwill so i can buy jeans for 2 hours" and im like yes boss on it . just for you.

buffy the vampire slayer is the best show ever because tara is afraid that her lesbianism is a demon inside her intent on hurting all her friends and when she discovers that's not true she's overjoyed, and then a season later buffy believes her deviant sexual desires were caused by a demon inside her and when she discovers that's not true she's DEVASTATED because that means she has to accept these desires as coming from within herself, not placed there by an external force

entering this era of loving my blemished skin .. okkkk beautiful quilt patchwork of acne scars and hyperpigmentation lets gooo