Radiohostcecil

It’s like doing a cleanse... forever. 

Ooc- well I tried to update. I really did. But gifyo and life hate me. So have a picture of my roomies cat.

Ooc: Good Night! As always, thanks for tuning in. Also as always, I’ll be around for a while. And finally, as always, one day I’ll make a cleanly edited gif. Until then... Enjoy Cecil wearing my clothes better than I do. T_T;;

Something unfriendly...

I call that the “Rico Hangover!” Just ride it out until you go to your next mandatory meal. After all, the only way to cure a hangover is by attempting to induce another one. 

Well that’s... exceptionally efficient. I don’t know what our policies on getting the rights to our own telephones, but that does leave us in kind of a strange place in regards to your job. I mean... if technology is advancing and monitoring itself now... We might have to reassign you. For now, keep an eye on their interactions and bonds with each other. The last thing we need is ANOTHER rise of the immobile machines. The Last one was sooooo annoying!

I’m just glad to have him back. He’s in far less danger in a town that tries to periodically kill it’s residents according to a vaguely mandated government issued schedule than he was in a desert other-world that has no public plans whatsoever.

And congratulations to intern Mayne for being the only intern to earn the “Consuming Consumerism” badge. So if you wanted it... too late. It’s unavailable forever. Good luck with the rest of your badges in the future, Interns! Keep an eye or three out for new ones.

It wouldn’t be... I... um... oh. I don’t remember. What were we talking about?

Reads: This List (Ha Ha Ha) I hate when they do this...

so there’s that to be excited about :D

cecil: Well you do know the crew... always eager to get their hands on some hand outs. While Night Vale isn’t known for being particularly frugal, It’s important to always take advantage of others’ generosity. Take advantage. Seriously. Generosity is a limited time offer, you know. That doesn’t come around every day. Kind of like our Bake sale! Don’t forget to get your dessert descriptions in, Interns. Time is running out to grab your event badge for the Bake Sale, and honestly, this Bake Sale permit is set to expire by the end of the month. You can tell by the smell of bleached cinnamon sugar how long it has left. Keep your noses keen to the deadlines.

That does sound distressing. Well, Barbara... I don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never really been “good” with management myself. I’m a radio host after all, and never studied the art of “complicated but friendly interactions with your employers or supervisors.”Maybe it’s not the window itself that has management riled up? Maybe pledge the window ledge... or... make sure the door hinges only squeak just enough to imply mild foreboding?