RYENNE

Welcome to the pledge house

This blog is for people who understand the cultural importance of salmon shorts, sperrys with no socks, hollister cologne fog, abercrombie moose logos, vineyard vines quarter-zips, backwards hats, fake ray-bans, lacrosse pinnies, and nike elite socks.

Interests include jersey shore, blue mountain state logic, workaholics quotes, rob dyrdek’s fantasy factory, wild ’n out reruns, guy code, ridiculousness, tosh.0, jackass, viva la bam, laguna beach, the hills, the challenge, the real world, iCarly, victorious, drake & josh, big time rush, one direction, and NSYNC.

Important locations: Dave & Buster’s prize wall, boardwalk fried oreo stands, frozen yogurt counters with neon spoons, country club bathrooms, golf cart paths, pool party patios, spring break hotel balconies, fraternity composites, campus bars with sticky floors, jeep wranglers with the doors off, mall food courts, arcade carpet, lake house kitchens, and somebody’s finished basement with a ping pong table.

I believe in: making every errand feel like a pregame, wearing sunglasses indoors, ordering appetizers for the table, turning pool parties into state occasions, judging people by their aux cord choices, calling every group of men “the boys,” and treating a fountain drink like a personality trait

This blog contains preppy nonsense, frat house anthropology, early-2010s mall culture, beach weekend mythology, campus-bar energy, boy-band appreciation, reality TV studies, country-club delusion, and the art of acting like every minor inconvenience can be solved with a wristband, a polo, and irresponsible confidence.

dress code: pastel polo, salmon shorts, boat shoes, cheap sunglasses, mild sunburn, zero shame