IM SO GREEEEN

messy slimeknight chibi doodle !

poses and takes a screenshot

and then pauses for a moment TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE BEFORE THE HORRORS HIT

This places Derek's SFAWTDE footage at September 1st, 12:08am. and 43 seconds of course. Which means. He would have been stuck at his computer for four months. Which also means that in four months not a single person checked on him.

now. second horrible realization

Here's a screenshot Avery takes in DAWTDE 13 minutes into his footage. December 31st, 4:26pm.

Do you know what that means. Do you know what time we could calculate if we know what time Avery started recording. Yeah that's right:

At midnight on New Year's, he was in his trance completely unaware.

Unfortunately idk if there's any way to get Derek's time of death since his footage is gone but. Yeah. If we're to believe this then Avery was in his trance when new years hit which Sucks. and is evil. i checked, 7 hours and 47 minutes into avery's footage would be exactly when midnight hits and. he's just planting flowers at a grave. like fuckkk.fuck okay.

(also im not digging too deep into this lmao)

the suggested amount of calories that the average adult male should be getting per day is 2,400 calories (for a sedentary lifestyle specifically). One bottle of Soylent is 400 calories.

If Derek was to meet the suggested amount of calories then he'd probably have to drink 6 bottles of soylent per day.

There are 121 days between September 1 and december 31. This means that derek would have had to have 726 bottles of soylent to meet the suggested amount of calories.

Since he was using a minifridge in his room to store all of the soylent, he probably didn't have that much.

your body can technically survive on 1200-1500 calories a day, but I'm pretty sure that that's close to starving (can vary based fat reserves + hydration).

This means that Derek would need 3-4 bottles of soylent to survive with this minimum in mind, leading to him needing between 363-484 bottles of soylent.

I once calculated how much would all these soylent bottles cost but now we have a new number so.

I think I remember Wifies saying that Der was drinking mint chocolate soylent and 12 pack costs $48. 726 bottles (60,5 12 packs) would cost $2904.

and a question that I have since april; what about his rent. did he pay it. if not then why nobody came. i mean like a repo man or smth or a landlord if he was renting the flat out. why they didn’t care lol

*googled the longest constipation possible.. * 30 days.

Or maybe, he just...decided-? not to poop...?

He was like "damn. Gonna be here a while." And then just refused to take a dump for 4 months

DER DER DER DERLORDDDD

hot as fuck trans men exist

in this world we’re in

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

Rest here. You are safe.

Take shelter from that which haunts you. Nothing can reach you here.

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.