go nighthawks!

Well, you know what they say. practice without theory is a zombie, theory without practice is a ghost.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"