Radicalmandy

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

Whatever or whomever they saw and judged, I agree. I never need to know the specifics.

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

you know what trend needs to come back? those fancy old french dresses with the giant hips. the ones that are so wide they look like someone stuck a table in there. i want a dress so big people have to shout casual conversation at me from ten feet away. what kind of love letter to the concept of personal space

See they’re wide at the hips, but not so much at the back and front. A good crinoline would solve that problem. And top it off with a wide brim hat armed with a pin for good measure.