Divine

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

telling your friends you love them is not weird and should never be considered so

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

to be soft with someone and not regret it

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

when did nsfw tumblr become so corny 🫩 i can barely read ts with a straight face yall can't dirty talk for SHIT

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not