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me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

Maybe, just maybe, we find it so rude because they have no trouble interrupting, then shout down anyone who interrupts them. That’s not equality, that’s called being a butch and a hypocrite, and it doesnt look attractive on anyone.

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

wait you mean these people actually talked like that, it wasn’t just a movie thing???

elon musk and grimes

is this a threat

definitely a threat

gets me every time ;(

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for