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So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

Your son is named Egg.

Every part of this is hilarious

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?

Embezzling

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore