*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

I’m a sucker for affection and someone who can’t keep their hands off of me

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

If this isnt me, idk what is

the SMALLLLLLLEST things make me happy, ya don’t even know

always be a little kinder than you feel like being

Be teachable. You’re not always right.

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

it’s fucking impressive how fast i can ruin a good thing