Welcome To My Mind

my pet Plastic Bag

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

you're an audiophile? you like to fuck little sounds and speakers?

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

Just learned about history ☹️😣

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired