I’m Strumming On My Gay Guitar

shane voice what if i was a rookie and you were my captain and you forced me to my knees to suck your dick and then made fun of me for how eager i am to use my mouth on you and made me thank you for giving me your cum and maybe called me some really bad words as well

or what if you bent me over the locker room bench and made me spread myself wide open for you and you spit all over my hole and played with it until i stopped whining for you to stop and started begging you to please make me cum and then you came on my hole and left me all needy and humiliated

ilyavoice shane i need your credit card i have to save the freezing little girl and her dog

we as zillennials need to pay more attention to the realism of the 2010s. for example the first time that ilya heard sweater weather on the radio he had a brief fantasy of flooring it off the bunker hill bridge and slamming into a duck boat dying instantly