i'm gonna take my hoes to the old book town

MADE SOUNDS SO HIGH MY THROAT HURTS AND I AM COUGHING

I AM LOSING MY MIND

AGGRESSIVELY CUPPED MY FACE WITH BOTH HANDS AND STARTED ROCKING IN MY CHAIR SO HARD I'M GLAD IT DIDN'T FALL OVER

CLENCHING AND UNCLENCHING MY FISTS

I AM

OH MY GOD

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS YOU WHO WAS MAKING MY GIFT

MAKING FACES SO INTENSE MY MOUTH AND CHEEKS HURT

YOUR KAORUS ARE SO CUTE

AND THERE ARE FIVE!!! FIVE!!!!!!

OMIGOD THIS IS THE LIFE HE DESERVED

MY BABY BOY

THIS IS MY TRUE ENDING

HE'S ALL SAFE AND HAPPY

YOU ARE SO TALENTED AND SO SKILLED AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY NOW

OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

HAD TO FIX SO MANY TYPOS BECAUSE MY FINGERS ARE NOT FINGERI- OH WAIT I MEAN THEY ARE JUST SHAKING AND CONVULSING

MY SOUL IS ALSO CONVULSING

I NEED TO SET THIS AS MY WALLPAPER

OR EVEN PRINT AND FRAME IT WHEN THOSE PRINT PLACES ARE OPEN NEXT WEEK

I THINK I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE TWO EMPTY FRAMES SOMEWHERE SO MIGHT AS WELL USE ONE

YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY AND I AM SO THANKFUL

INTERNALLY SCREAMING

I AM STILL NOT SURE WHETHER YOU ARE A TIN MADE OF CAN OR A CAN FULL OF T- WAIT WHAT

I AM STILL NOT SURE WHETHER YOU ARE A CAN MADE OF TIN OR A CAN FULL OF TIN BUT YOU ARE SO SO SO PRECIOUS TO ME

HYPERVENTILATING AND SOUNDING LIKE A DOG SNIFFING A NEWLY FOUND TREASURE

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices