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scrolled through again & can't find it. am i losing my mind i swear this thing exists i can picture it so vividly. is it a digimon??

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

However, Henry I was born pre-Conquest, so he was not "named Henry after the conquest", thus bringing the number back down to eight.

Aww, beans. You got me.

Oh no wait I misread it, he was in fact born in 1068, still counts. William the Conqueror did have three sons born pre-Conquest, but Henry was not one of them.

Wrong! Marie Antoinette was not a queen when she died.

Wait, neither was Mary. So 0?

Bah, it counts. Also Mary was still Queen dowager of France. It counts! >:(

So, 1? Mary? 🍿🍿🍿

2. I am counting Marie Antoinette. You can’t stop me.

How many wives did Henry VIII have? Two: Jane Seymour and Katherine Parr. His other supposed marriages were annulled and therefore void ab initio. A Henry approved answer.

Didn’t Mary I circle back and have parliament retroactively make Katherine of Aragon’s marriage to Henry VIII’s legitimate?

she did! however parliament repealed that law in 1948 so it's anyone's guess as to whether mary i is legitimate now

Whoa wait for real? What was the reason for that?

nothing exciting, there were a bunch of extensive repeals of laws that were no longer relevant throughout the nineteenth and twentieth centuries. the legitimacy of the queen act (see 1 mar. sess 2) was repealed in 1948 alongside laws made by charles i, edward ii, and henry iii!

However, Henry I was born pre-Conquest, so he was not "named Henry after the conquest", thus bringing the number back down to eight.

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

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