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the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

supreme champion…. of my heart

why did they give this line to the villain

Because she’s an icon

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

oh my god